Friday, 31 August 2007

To Express Our Sincerest Hypocrisy

Approaching the tenth anniversary of her death, the ever-growing impression that the late Princess of Wales was in some way a neurotic, irresponsible and manipulative troublemaker who had repeatedly meddled in political matters that did not concern her and personally embarrassed Her Majesty The Queen by her Mediterranean love-romps with the son of a discredited Egyptian businessman, is temporalirly performing a strategic withdrawal. We, together with the rest of the world-wide media, now state for today that the Princess of Hearts was in fact the most saintly woman who has ever lived.

She died for our sins.

We would like to express our sincere and deepest hypocrisy to all our readers on the anniversary of this tragic day and hope and pray that they will carry on reading our blog notwithstanding.

My private memorial? Good riddance.

I stole the idea from Private Eye.